You thought it was just an ordinary Monday. You've got your trade-made-fair coffee, you've got your WSJ, you're ready to do some damage. And then your wallet sprouts a little leather mouth and starts talking to you, much like some guy in the Tenderloin might. So naturally you realise something special's going down.

So for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday (apparently Thursday is for losers), we had guest appearances from a number of different and special wallets, each with their own take on financial news.

The writer on this ad and the voice of Monday is Larry Johnson of Kox&Johnson.