This sting was created for an E4 / Creative Review competition in the UK. E4 provides the station logo and a choice of seven or eight sound files to use, and you go crazy. It just has to be between six and ten seconds long, and preferably not take itself too seriously.

The scene: Omaha Beach. The logos have landed, and approach ominously through the lightning and rain, led by the notorious Pink 4. "No! Please!", cries your inner monologue. "Please! No! Don't kill-" And, with that, a resounding clunk is heard as the aggressor bounces off an invisible force field.

Good lord, I need to get out more.